Wrost Gynecologist Jokes Ever You Read

There was a famous heart specialist doctor who died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart-statue,to show appreciation for his work.When the minister finishedwith the sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart was opened, the coffin rolled inside and the huge heart closed.Just at that moment one of the mourners burst out in laughter. The guy next to himasked: "Why are you laughing?"
"I was thinking about my own funeral" the manreplied."What's so funny about that?"
"I'm a gynecologist.''

Terrific Non Veg Hindi Jokes On Sardar

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Sardar Medical Store Pe Condom Lene gaya.. Pr Wha Jakr Condam ka Nam Bhul gaya.. Bahut der tak sochne k baad sardar Zip Khol k.. O Yaar, Iska body cover de do.

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Sarter goes to buy condoms Salesman asks :Only flavoured ones r available. Which flavour do u want? Sardar thinks&thinks &thinks then says: Chhole Bhature

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Sardar- jaldi se chaddi nikalo! Aaj Sex ka Mood hai!
Ladki- maine chaddi nhi pehni.
Sardar-thik hai, kal chaddi pehan k aana.
Kal kar lenge!

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Sardar sex kr raha tha galti se peeche daal diya.
BIWI=O, G truck galat gudaam me jaa raha hai.
SARDAR=ab bata rahi hai jab Maal Utaar Diya.

Non Stop Karo Hindi Suhagraat Jokes 17 Sep 2015

Suhagrat ko wife husband se boli "KARO?
Husband- mujhe kuch nahi aata
Wife- koi baat nahi jaise main karu vaise hi karte jaao,
wife ne kapde utare
husband ne bhi kapde utaare
fir..Wife ne letker taange utha lee to husband ne bhi letkar taange utha lee or bola"ab"?
Wife: ab aisa kar Bhosdike Bahar se 3 aadmi bula laa.. ek meri marega aur ek TERI.
Husband: aur teesra.?
Wife- teesra free ka facebook msg padne wale ki marega jo bahut muskura raha hai..
Dekh kya. Raha hai
Forward kr zaldi market mein naya aaya hai

Dirty Hindi Sardar Jokes: 8 Inch

Sardar ne resrvation form me Ling ke samne likha-8 inch.
Lady clerk-ye kya?kato ise
Sardar:kitna?
Lady:pura
Sardar-Maa chudao,Bus se jaunga

Latest Non Veg Jokes Picture Messages

Be happy with some latest non veg hindi text and picture jokes. Ready for making a nice whatsapp messages to your friend.

A baby boy and a baby girl in a bathtub having a bath Girl looks down and says: Can I touch it? Boy: No way ! You have already broken yours!
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Wife:m pregnant
Santa:But i ws in England fr 1 yr
Wife:Magar apki photo thi yaha
Santa:benco ullu mat bana Photo kamar ke upar tak ki hi thi
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Husband's sms to wife-
"Thanks for making my life wonderful and being a part of my life. You're great"
Wife replied-"Laga liya chautha peg

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अंग्रेजो का एक महीने का
त्योहार चल रहा था जिसमे वो
NON VEG नही खाते थे.
उनके मोहल्ले मे एक सरदार रहता था,
जो हर रोज चिकन बनाकर खाता था.
चिकन की खुशबू से परेशान होकर
अंग्रेजो ने अपने पादरी से शिकायत की.
पादरी ने सरदार जी को कहा कि
तुम भी ईसाई धर्म स्वीकार कर लो,
जिससे किसी को आपसे कोई
समस्या ना हो.
हमारे सरदार जी मान गए.
तो पादरी ने सरदार जी पर
Holy water छिडकते हुए कहा
"You born as a "SIKH" but
Now you are a "Christian"
अगले दिन फिर सरदार जी के घर से
चिकन की खुशबू आई तो सब अंग्रेजो ने
पादरी से उसकी फिर शिकायत की.
अब पादरी अंग्रेजो को साथ लेकर
सरदार जी के घर मे गए तो देखा,
सरदार जी चिकन पर
Holy Water छिडक रहे थे
और कह रहे थे,
"You born as "Chicken"
but
Now you are "Potato"

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Short Funny Hindi Non Veg Jokes 05 Sep 2015

Kisi haraami se poocha gaya.
What is masturbation??
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Usne kaha - Apne hi LUND ko chutiya banana...
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मुठ मारना" और ''पेंटिंग बनाना''
ये दुनियां के ऐसे दो काम है
जिसमे हाथ के साथ साथ इमैजिनेशन की जरुरत
होती ह
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एग्जाम पेपर में सवाल आया।
-मुहावरे का प्रयोग करो।
"उल्टा चोर कोतवाल को डांटे"
बच्चे ने चित्र बना दिया।
उल्टा चोर कोतवाल
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Best Funny Hindi Short Jokes Form Kapil Sharma Comedy Night Dialogue

If u are feeling lonely....
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Dim off the lights or ek
horror movie laga lo
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Thodi der baad apko lgega ki ap akele nhi hoo..

Exam aarhe hain yrr unsure emoticon ,Tyaari kuchh is trah krunga: Heads aya to
sojaunga,
Tails aaya to film dekhunga koi..
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Khada raha to gane sunuga,..
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Agar hawa me raha..
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To maa kasam raat bhar padhunga....