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Epic Adult Hindi Jokes WhatsApp Messages 18 Feb 2016

New item added for happy valentines day celebration. Get awesome Hindi jokes from direct whatsapp jokes group.
Valentine day मनाओ हर रोज..मगर अपना तरीका
बदलकर. . .
* किसी रोते हुये बच्चे को choclate दे कर तो
देखो
* किसी अनाथ बच्चे को teady दे कर तो देखो
* सारे दिन काम करती माँ के हाथो को चूम कर
तो देखो
* जिसको पैदा होते ही फेँक दिया उस
मासूम सी बच्ची को
Hug कर तो देखो. .
* उस बच्चे को rose दे कर देखो जो तुम्हारे जागने
से
पहले तुम्हारे घर मेँ अखबार रखकर चला जाता है.
..अरे उसे purpose कर देखो , जिनको कभी प्यार ना मिला
हो।
...
यह सब करने का promise करो तो हर दिन
Valentine day
सिर्फ प्रेमी या प्रेमिका का ही Valentine
day
नहीँ होता...
Being Hero and Being Human
By Heart

Non Stop Karo Hindi Suhagraat Jokes 17 Sep 2015

Suhagrat ko wife husband se boli "KARO?
Husband- mujhe kuch nahi aata
Wife- koi baat nahi jaise main karu vaise hi karte jaao,
wife ne kapde utare
husband ne bhi kapde utaare
fir..Wife ne letker taange utha lee to husband ne bhi letkar taange utha lee or bola"ab"?
Wife: ab aisa kar Bhosdike Bahar se 3 aadmi bula laa.. ek meri marega aur ek TERI.
Husband: aur teesra.?
Wife- teesra free ka facebook msg padne wale ki marega jo bahut muskura raha hai..
Dekh kya. Raha hai
Forward kr zaldi market mein naya aaya hai

New Updated Hindi Whatsapp Jokes Messages 14 Jan 2015


Funny whatsapp messages idea, sent it to your friend whstapp.
Earlier people used to remove their hats to give respect
And…
Our new generation…
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Removes head phones to give respect..!!!

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INDIA is a place where..
Anyone driving faster than you is.. "Saala yeh Pakka marega"
Anyone driving slower than you is "Saala Pagal, Gaadi Chalani nai aati ise" !! And
Anyone Driving Parallel to you is "Apne Baap se Race Lagayega Tu.."

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Different types of call duration summaries:
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boy to boy !
00:00:59
boy to mom !!
00:00:50
boy to dad !
00:00:30
boy to girl !
01:23:59
girl to girl !
05:29:59
girl to boy !
miss call
husband to wife!
00:00:03
wife to husband
call waiting

Dirty Non Veg Jokes On Santa In Hindi

Santa-HELMETk upar se apna sar khujla rha tha..
Wife-Aji helmet toh utaar lo
Santa-Bahnchod teri gand me khujli hoti h
toh kya shalwar utar deti hai..
dirty non veg picture
superb dirty non veg picture


Non Veg Hindi Short Jokes on XXX Rated

Aeroplane ne rocket se poocha: Yaar tu itna fast kasise ud sakta hai? Rocket ne kaha: Who toh jiske g#nd mein, aag lagi hoti hai usi ko pata chalta hai.

A Chinese man files for divorce Judge: What's the reason?
Chinese: Me no come, she no come, baby come, how come
Judge: May be side income

Teacher-jab mai padhati hu, to tum sir me tel Q laga lete ho, Student-kal rat mummy papa se keh rahi thi, agar andar nahi jaraha hoto tel laga lo.

Boss & Secretary went 2 a hotel. On the bed Boss asked,"Do U want me 2 treat U as a secretary or as a wife?" She said, "as a wife" Boss: "OK then, Good night

Adult Funny Hindi Jokes: Sex Ki Golia On Hijle


Ek Hijre Ne Maje Maje Mein i-Pill
Tablet Kha Li.
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Socho Aur Batao Kya Hua Hoga?
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.
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Andar Se Aawaaz Aayi, “ Aapke
System Par Ye Suvidha Uplabdh
Nahi Hai “

Adult Hindi Sexy Jokes On My Whatsapp



Here Two Best Adult Hindi Jokes Message i Bring Up For You. I think u must be like this jokes

Ladko Ko Network Ki Kya
Problem ?
Ladke Ka Mast Baatein Karne
Ka Mood Bana Toh Apni Girl-Friend Ko Fon Kiya.
Ladki: “Hello, Janu Kaise Ho?”
Ladka: “Main Toh Theek Hoon
Sweetheart, Aur Tum Sunao”
Ladki: “Kaha Se Baat Kar Rahe
Ho?”
Ladka: “Basment Se”
Ladki: “Waha Bhi Network Mil Raha Hai”
Ladka: “Network Kyun Nahi Ayega Apna Personal Tower
Jo Khada Hai“
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Baba Sexidas Ji Ka Ek Bhakt Jo Ki Bahut Bada
Business Man Tha Unke Pass Gaya Aur Ek Sawal
Pucha.
Bhakt: “ Baba Ji, Duniya Ka Sabse Bada Business
Kon Sa Hai? ”
Baba Ji Muskuraye Aur Bole: “ Call Girls Ka ”
Bhakat Hairani Se: “Areey, Wo Kaise? ”
Baba Ji: “Kyunki Unke Pass Jo Cheez Hai Vo Use
Ache Daam Par Bech Bhi Leti Hai Aur Wo Cheez
Unke Paas Rah Bhi Jati Hai “

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