Dirty Hindi Jokes On Santa Again 01 Feb 2016

aur achanak neend mein rone laga...mera kho gaya mera kho gaya
Santa's wife - chup chaap so jaao aur meri panty mein se haath hatao
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Santa ek din badaa confuse sa tha aur usne banta se pucha..
Santa = “Yaar teri biwi chalu hai, mujhe hamesha dekh ke muskurati rehti hai..?”
Banta = "Oye nahin yaar aisa kuch nahin hai, usne mujhse suhagraat pe puchha tha,
kya maine kabhi kisi ke saath sex kiya hai, to maine tera naam le liya tha"….
Stare

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Mom = Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.
Girl = Ladka to theek hai par mota hai.
Mom = TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.
Remote
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Mother = Do u know the meaning of Mangalsutra?
Daughter = Yes, it is the license to enjoy Kamasutra.
Necklace
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Sex is like a restaurant sometimes u get good service, sometimes bad service,
sometimes no service & many times u have to be happy wid self service….
Repair
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Santa = Mujhse pangaa mat le, main sher ka puttar hun..
Banta = Achchha yaar, ye to bata ki sher ghar aaya tha ya aunti jungle gayi thi….
Tiger
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Nasbandi ki team ko dubara apne village me dekh kar ek budha bola,
“ In logo ne connection to pahle hi kat diya tha, ab kya handset bhi le jayege"..
Connection
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Girl = Main jab bhi apne pados wale ladke ko dekhti hoon, meri bra tight ho jati hai.
Maa Boli = "Kal se bra hi mat pehan, uski pant tight ho jayegi!!"
Girl Boy

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Girl = Ab bas bhi kro raat ke 12 baje se kar rahe ho or subh k 5:30 baj chuke hai,
thake nahin..?
Boy = Abhi to kuch bhi nahin kiya ab to din raat karunga.
Kyunki mere 300 messages jo free hai….
Chat

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Sardar ne resrvation form me Ling ke samne likha-8 inch.
Lady clerk-ye kya?kato ise
Sardar:kitna?
Lady:pura
Sardar-Maa chudao,Bus se jaunga

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Santa : Kal Raat Toilet main gaya toh wahan bhoot tha
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Banta : "Acha !!!!! Fir Kya hua "
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Santa : Hona Kya tha maine usse Bol diya "Bhai aap hi kar lo Humara toh waise hi nikal Gaya"

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बाप : बेटा जब हम जवान थे 10 रु में जी भर के दुध पिया करते थे.।
बेटा : पापा मजे थे आपके
आजकल तो 10 रु. मे कोई दबाने भी नहीं देती.।

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student: Mam, if Hindustan can be called "Hind", Pakistan can be called Paki,and Australia "Asussie", what would we call "BRAZIL" and "LONDON"??
Teacher: U concentrate on ur studies, motherfucker

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PappuKi Ek Ladki Se Kafi Time Se Setting Chal Rahi Thi, . . . Bahut Manane Ke Baad Vo Sex Ke Liye Razi Hui. . . . . Pappu Ne Sham Ko Use Apne Ghar Bulaya Aur Bola. . . . . Pappu: ?Chal Aaj Ambulance-Ambul ance Khelte Hai . . . . . ?Ladki: ?Arey Ye Kaisi Game Hai? Maine To Iska Naam Tak Nahi Suna Aaj Tak . . . . ?Pappu Muskurate Hue: ?Arey Badi Simple Hai, Main Apna Tumhare Mein Dalunga, Jab Tumhe Dard Ho Aur Tum Mujhe Rokna Chaho . . Toh . . Bolna Red Light . . . . . ?Ladki Kuch Soch Ke Boli: ?Theek Hai . . . . . . ?Pappu Ne Jaise Hi Apna Uske Ander Dal Ke 2-3 Dakke Diye Toh . . Uski Dard Ke Maare Fatt Gayi . . . Aur Chillane . . Lagi Red Light Ahhh?.. . . Red Light Ufff?.. . . Red Light Ohh?.. . . Red Light "Haaye Mar Gayi?. . . . . Arey Ruko To Sahi?? . . . . . Pappu Shaitani Hasi Hanste Hue Bola: . . . . . ?Arey behan ki lodi, . . Ambulance Bhi Kabhi Red Light Pe Rukti Hai?..!!

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Bus stop pe ek ladki wisper ka packet leke khadi thi.
Bhikhari; kuch de do.
Ladki; kuch nahi hai.
Bhikhari; ye bread ka packet hi de do.
Ladki; kal aana sos laga ke dungi

Jokes on CHild and Father

Child: papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father: tujhey sab pata hai !
Child: nahi pata promise !
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
Child: Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

68 Call Girls Hindi Funny Jokes 31 July 2015

Call Girl (to 68 years old man): "Uncle,
aap ek baar try karo na!"
Uncle: "Main KAR nahi paaunga."
Call Girl: "Arre, aao na uncle, try to karo!"
Uncle aa gaye aur callgirl pe toot pade aur uski almost faad dali.
Call Girl: Haaye mar gayi. Aap to bol rahe the-
"kar nahi paaunga"
Uncle: "Wo to main PAYMENT ke baare me bol raha tha.

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Kya Aapne Kabhi Muh Me Liya H??
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Wo Mota Sa
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Aas-Paas Baal
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Naram-Naram
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Uper Se Cover
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Nevr??
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Jhoot Bolte Ho?
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Kabhi Bhutta Nhi Khaya.