Jokes for whatsapp messages with picture.
Columbus was 41 yrs old when he discovered america...
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Nd i was only 14 when i discovered naughty america.
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Naughty Whatsapp Picture Jokes: Hindi Jokes Plus
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Nd i was only 14 when i discovered naughty america.
Whatsapp Messages Idea On Naughty Jokes 11 February 2015
Boy: Do you have a boyfriend?
GIRL: Nope. I don't want to have a
boyfriend.
BOY: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God
said, “It is not good
for the man to be alone. I will make a helper
suitable for him.”
GIRL: But I don't love you.
BOY: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love does not
know God, because God is love."
GIRL: And how do I know you mean those words.
BOY: Matthew 12:34b " For out of the abundance
of the heart the mouth speaks."
GIRL: But how can I be sure that you're loyal and
honest?
BOY: Mark 13:31 "Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass
away."
GIRL: But why me? There
are a lot of girls out there.
BOY: Proverbs 31:29 "Many women do noble
things, but you surpass them all."
GIRL: But what is in me that you like?
BOY: Song of
Solomon 4:7
"You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is
no flaw in you."
GIRL: But I'm not
all that beautiful...you
're exaggerating.
BOY: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is deceptive, and
beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the
Lord is to be praised."
GIRL: What happens if I say yes.
BOY: Genesis 2:24 "Therefore man shall leave his father and his mother and hold fast to his wife,
and they shall become one flesh."
GIRL: How come you know the scriptures this
much
BOY: Joshua 1:8 " This book of the Law shall not
depart from your mouth, but you shall meditate
on it day and night, so that you may be careful to
do all that is written in it. For then you will make
your way prosperous and you will have good
success."
GIRL: wooow, I can see u really love God.
BOY: Psalm 34:8 "Oh, taste
and see that the Lord
is good! Blessed is the man who takes refuge in
Him.
GIRL: mmm. Ok please give me time to think
about it.
BOY: Philippians 4:8 "Finally
brethren,whatever is true, whatever is honourable,
whatever is just, whatever is pure,whatever is lovely,
whatever is commendable, if there is any excellence, if there is anything worthy of praise, think about
these things."
GIRL: owwww I love
you already
BOY: Revelation 22:21b Amen
GIRL: Nope. I don't want to have a
boyfriend.
BOY: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God
said, “It is not good
for the man to be alone. I will make a helper
suitable for him.”
GIRL: But I don't love you.
BOY: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love does not
know God, because God is love."
GIRL: And how do I know you mean those words.
BOY: Matthew 12:34b " For out of the abundance
of the heart the mouth speaks."
GIRL: But how can I be sure that you're loyal and
honest?
BOY: Mark 13:31 "Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass
away."
GIRL: But why me? There
are a lot of girls out there.
BOY: Proverbs 31:29 "Many women do noble
things, but you surpass them all."
GIRL: But what is in me that you like?
BOY: Song of
Solomon 4:7
"You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is
no flaw in you."
GIRL: But I'm not
all that beautiful...you
're exaggerating.
BOY: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is deceptive, and
beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the
Lord is to be praised."
GIRL: What happens if I say yes.
BOY: Genesis 2:24 "Therefore man shall leave his father and his mother and hold fast to his wife,
and they shall become one flesh."
GIRL: How come you know the scriptures this
much
BOY: Joshua 1:8 " This book of the Law shall not
depart from your mouth, but you shall meditate
on it day and night, so that you may be careful to
do all that is written in it. For then you will make
your way prosperous and you will have good
success."
GIRL: wooow, I can see u really love God.
BOY: Psalm 34:8 "Oh, taste
and see that the Lord
is good! Blessed is the man who takes refuge in
Him.
GIRL: mmm. Ok please give me time to think
about it.
BOY: Philippians 4:8 "Finally
brethren,whatever is true, whatever is honourable,
whatever is just, whatever is pure,whatever is lovely,
whatever is commendable, if there is any excellence, if there is anything worthy of praise, think about
these things."
GIRL: owwww I love
you already
BOY: Revelation 22:21b Amen
Naughty Jokes: WhatsApp Funny Text Messages For Friend
Camp Fire One Night Funny Whatsapp Messages
A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!". The cat says, "I don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter." The penis outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!"The Chinese Girl - Naughty Whatsapp Jokes Messages 07 Dec 2014
I asked a Chinese girl for her number.
She replied, "Se*x! Se*x! Se*x! Free se*x tonight!"
I said, "Wow!"
Then her friend said, "She means 6663629."
She replied, "Se*x! Se*x! Se*x! Free se*x tonight!"
I said, "Wow!"
Then her friend said, "She means 6663629."
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