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Call Girl (to 68 years old man): "Uncle,
aap ek baar try karo na!"
Uncle: "Main KAR nahi paaunga."
Call Girl: "Arre, aao na uncle, try to karo!"
Uncle aa gaye aur callgirl pe toot pade aur uski almost faad dali.
Call Girl: Haaye mar gayi. Aap to bol rahe the-
"kar nahi paaunga"
Uncle: "Wo to main PAYMENT ke baare me bol raha tha.

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Two student are talking about their exam:
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Student 2: What the good point about this
Student 1: it's snowing

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Double Insult...
Girl:" do u like me.. ??
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Boy:" No..
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(girl got sad)
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Boy:" y r u sad.. ??
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Girl:" becoz u don’t like me..
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Boy:" u never asked that do u love me..
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Girl:" Awww !! ok !! Do u love me ??
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Boy:" No..

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Prove that 2/10=2
Japanese student: Wrong question.
Pakistani student: Hum toh school hi nahi Gaya. American student: It’s strange, how is it possible? Indian Rajnikant solved it: Two / Ten =wo/en (T with T cancel) w = 23rd letter o = 15th letter e = 5th letter n = 14th letter So, 23+15 / 5+14 = 38 / 19 = 2 Saala Maths ka itihaas hila dala. YANNA RASCALA, MIND IT!!

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Tourism is the next big thing. All countries are trying to attract more tourists...
see the taglines...
Thailand: "Amazing Thailand"
India : "Incredible India"
Malaysia:"Truly Asia"
Australia: "There's nothing like Australia"
Question: Have u ever wondered what the pakistan's tourism tagline would be??
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Answer : "Have a blast,It may be your Last..."
One more in row:
Jaha maut hai aapke firaq me
kuch din to gujarie IRAQ me.....

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1 ladki ki nayi-nayi shaadi hui
To uski sahelion ne kaha,
"2 naino se 2 Naina lade.
Naino k beech lga kajra.
Us raat ki baat bata sajni jab 2 Taango k beech hua
jhagda."
Sajni sharmayi or boli-
"Lahnga fat gya choli udd gyi or maa chud gai
daman ki, Us raat mai aesi chudi jese lanka lut gai
raavan ki"..

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Dad: why r u so sad son??? gasp emoticon
Son,: i can't tell u!!! frown emoticon
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Dad: i m like ur friend u can tell me!! smile emoticon
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Son:yaar teri bhabhi iPhone mang rahi hai!!

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मुल्ली परेशांन हालत में डॉक्टर के पास गई और बोली:-
मुल्ली: "डॉ. साहब आपने पिछली बार जब मेरा अबोरशन किया था तब ब्लेड अंदर ही भूल गये थे !"
डॉ.: "ओह, क्षमा करें ! कुछ गड़बड़
हो गई क्या ? "
मुल्ली रोते हुए: " गड़बड़ ? अरे हरामी ! मेरे 7 भाई नामर्द हो गये , अब्बू गूंगे हो गये और चाचा जान अपनी उंगली गवा बैठे हैं !😝😬☝☝😂😝.😎🔫👈

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