Non Veg Hindi X Rated Jokes For Girlfriend

Girl friend Boy friend Romance Kar Rahe The.
Romance Karte Hue Ladki Ko Hichki Aayi,
Ladka Bola Kya Hua Jaanu Maine Zor Se Dala Kya?
Ladki Boli Nahi Re Ch*tiye,
Tu Jaldi Kar Aur Log Bhi Yaad Kar Rahe Hai.
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Ek chor amir lok ke ghar mein chori karne gaya.
Taale pe likha tha "Taale ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai,
156 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao,
Taala khul jayega. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi."
Jate jate chor ne bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!
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Babu market jata hai underwear kharidne
Babu: Yeh kitne ka hai?
Dokandar: Rs 600.
Kanjoos Babu: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi.