Non Veg Hindi Short Jokes on XXX Rated

Aeroplane ne rocket se poocha: Yaar tu itna fast kasise ud sakta hai? Rocket ne kaha: Who toh jiske g#nd mein, aag lagi hoti hai usi ko pata chalta hai.

A Chinese man files for divorce Judge: What's the reason?
Chinese: Me no come, she no come, baby come, how come
Judge: May be side income

Teacher-jab mai padhati hu, to tum sir me tel Q laga lete ho, Student-kal rat mummy papa se keh rahi thi, agar andar nahi jaraha hoto tel laga lo.

Boss & Secretary went 2 a hotel. On the bed Boss asked,"Do U want me 2 treat U as a secretary or as a wife?" She said, "as a wife" Boss: "OK then, Good night