Funny Whatsapp Message On Adult Jokes 03 July 2014

Georgie is walking down the street after a sex-change operation has transformed him into a
beautiful woman. An old friend sees him and says, “Georgie, you look great...you’re beautiful!”
Georgie says, “Thanks...but holy Christ, did it hurt.”
His friend says, “When they cut open your chest and put in those implants?”
Georgie says, “No, that didn’t really hurt.”
His friend says, “When they cut off your dick and dug out a vagina?”
Georgie says, “No, that didn’t really hurt.”
His friend says, “Then what did hurt?”
Georgie says, “When the doctor drilled a fucking hole in my head and sucked out half my brain.”
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Q. What did the blonde’s mom say before the blonde’s date?
A. If you’re not in bed by 12, come home.