Husband Wife Whatsapp Chating Jokes In Hindi

Married Man Bechara Dukhi bhi nahi ho sakta..
Wife:
I love you baby..
Husband (softly) :
I love you too..
Wife :
Upset kyun lag rahe ho....??
Husband :
Bas thoda mood off tha..
Wife:
Doston ke saath to bade khush rehte ho,
aur mere saath hi drame..
Husband (pyar se) :
Aisa kuch nahi jaanu,
tabiyat thodi theek nahi hai..
Wife:
Haan abhi dost phone karega to 2 sec mein
tabiyat theek ho jayegi..
Husband:
Dost kahan se aa gaye,
mera mood thoda upset hai bas..
Wife:
Mere saath hi ye sab hota hai,
friends ke saath enjoy karte ho,
badi has has ke pictures click karwate ho.
Ya koi aur ladki pasand aa gayi..??
Husband (aur jyada pyar se) :
arrey, kahan se kahan baat le jaa rahi ho..?
Wife:
Aaj sab clear hoga !!
Husband: Kya clear karna hai jaanu,
aisa kya ho gaya..??
Wife (khud confused) :
Jab tum khud clear nahi,
tumhe kuch pata nahi to main kya bolun..!!
Husband :
Tumhe hua kya hai ??
kis baat pe upset ho ??
Batao!!
Wife:
Tumhari sangat hi kharab hai !!
Husband:
Mere saath to tum ho!!
Wife:
Ab bht ho gaya,
ab aur nahi!!
Husband (fully crashed) :
Hua kya hai ?
ye to bata do..
Wife:
Hum ab saath nahi reh sakte?..
Husband:
Ye baat kahan se aayi?..
Wife:
I want Divorce..
Husband:
Ok..!!
Wife (gone crazy) :
Haan, yehi chahte ho tum to,
fir tum jo marzi kar sako..
Husband:
Arrey tumne khudne bola abhi,
maine kya galat kaha..??
Wife:
Itni problem thi to bola kyun nahi,
main khud bina bole chali jaati tumhari life se..
Husband (apne baal pakad kar) :
Mujhe meri galti to bata do..
Wife:
Waqt aane pe pata chalegi tumhe apne aap, jab
main chali jaungi..
Husband:(confused)
Acha, to main wait karta hoon sahi waqt ka..
Wife:
Tum serious kab hoge..??
Husband:
Ab kya hospital mein admit ho jaun,
serious hone ke liye?..
Wife:
Go to hell..!!
Dont call me again !!.
Husband:(shocked)
AFTER 3 HOURS..
Wife:
Tumhe pata hai na,
main tumhare bina nahi reh sakti jaanu,
sorry !!! I love you my baby..
Husband (Sab bhool kar) :
Acha, I love you tooo...
Wife:
Upset kyun lag rahe ho ?............... !!