Tension - When Wife Is Pregnant.
Terror - When Girlfriend Is Pregnant.
Horror - When Both Are Pregnant.
Tragedy - When You Are Not Responsible For Both.
Ek ladki apne ghar se ch*t chamka ke nikli.....
Soch rahi thi aaj to apne BF ko khol khol ke doongi....
Sadak par ek l*du nikla...
Baja di usne ladki ki khol ke apni lungi !!!!
A women was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy," Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied," No ma'am,
They're dead."...
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girls grandmother.on their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked ," Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave ?". " of course not, dear ," replied the mother," Why would you think that ?" The tombstone back there said ' Here lies a lawyer and an honest man"...
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