Ek Din Uska Premi Uske Liye Bade Sunder Sandal Aur Kapde Leke Aaya
Ladki Ne Sandal Aur Kapde Pahan Liye, Dekhne Mein Wo Sexy Lagi To Premi Ne Usko Sandal Pahne Pahne Bed Pe Lita Liya
Dono Dinka Chika Karna Shuru Ho Gaye, Itne Mein Kisi Kam Se Uska Pati Ghar Aa Gaya
Pati Ne Darwaja Khola Hi Tha Ki Usko Andar Se Badi Erotic Oooh Aaah Ki Awajein Aane Lagi
To Vo Khidki Ke Pass Khada Hoke Ye Sab Dekhne Lag Gaya
Ladki Ne Apne Premi Se Puchha: “Janu Ye Sandals Kitne Din Chalengi?”
Premi Dinka Chika Karne Mein Mast Tha, Usne Dhyan Nahi Diya
Ladki Ne Fir 2 Minute Baad Pucha: “Janu, Batao Na, Ye Sandals Kab Tak Chalengi?”
Premi Ko Hosh Hi Nahi Tha, Vo To Apne Kam Mein Mast Tha
Par Itna Sunte Hi Bahar Khidki Ke Pas Khada Pati Chilla Ke Bola
“Bahan Ki Lodi, Isi Tarha Padi Rahegi To Zindagi Bhar Nahi Tootengi?“
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A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor.
The counselor asks the wife, “What is the problem?”
She responds, “My husband suffers from premature ejaculation.”
The counselor turns to her husband and inquires, “Is that true?”
The husband replies, “Well not exactly; it’s her that suffers, not me.”
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Love affairs :- something like cricket where one day internationals are more popular than a five day test...
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A man walks into a bar followed by an alligator. He gets
everybody’s attention and then hits the alligator over the
head with an empty beer bottle. Ouch! The stunned beast
slowly opens his mouth, the man undoes his trousers and
puts his dick inside its mouth. He pulls it out just in time
before the alligator’s mouth snaps shut.
“Now, ladies and gentlemen,” he announces to a stunned
audience. “I dare anyone to do the same for a bet of £100.”There is a hushed silence and then suddenly an old woman’s
voice is heard.
“OK, I’ll take on the bet, but just don’t hit me too hard with
the bottle.”
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