weather to the same neighborhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who
congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house
handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee.
She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom
where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she made him a full breakfast with a cup of
steaming coffee.
As she was pouring the coffee, he noticed a $5 bill sticking out from under the cup’s bottom edge.
“All this is just too wonderful for words,” he said, “but what’s the money for?”
“Well,” she said, “last night I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we
should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you and he said, ‘Fuck him, give him a
fiver.’”
The lady then said, “The breakfast was my idea.”
Another adult jokes message on whatsapp, “Whisky on the rocks, bartender, please,” says the man, and
as he gulps it down in one go he takes out a picture from his
back pocket.
“Another whisky, please,” and again he gulps it down and
looks at the picture in his back pocket. For the next 2 hours
he goes through the same routine, time and time again. By
the end of the night he turns to stagger out when the
bartender taps him on the shoulder.
“Sorry, mate, but I have to ask,” said the bartender. “You’ve
ordered whiskies all night and each time you’ve drunk one,
you’ve taken out a picture in your back pocket and looked at
it. May I ask why?”
“Sure,” replied the man, sounding very pissed. “It’s a
picture of my wife and when I think she’s looking good, then
it’s time for me to go home.”
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