Sexy Whatsapp English Jokes Message Collection

A man walks into a bar with a cat and an ostrich and orders
three pints of beer.
“That’ll be £4.60,” says the barman and the man hands over
the money. Sometime later, another round is ordered and
when it comes to paying, the cat says “You get these ostrich,
I think it’s your shout.”
The three stay in the bar drinking all night but no matter
how many rounds they have, the cat manages to get out of
paying. As the bell for last orders rings, the barman says to
the man, “How come you’re drinking with a cat and an
ostrich?”
“Well,” says the man sadly, “not long ago, I was out walking
on the beach when I found an old bottle. I took out the cork