waiter, “Excuse me, do you have matzoballs?”
“No sir,” he replied. “It’s just the way I walk.”
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Did you hear about the man who so hated his mother-in-law
that he cut the tail off the dog so there would be no visible
signs of welcome!
Watching PK..... Dancing car scene comes. Me: Kitna fenkte hain, car itni thodi na hilti hai. Wife: tumhe kaise pata? *awkward ...
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