Santa Banta Whatsapp Chatting Jokes

Banta Singh walks into a bar in Ludhiana & orders three glasses of Beer and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you bought one at a time."

Banta Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai, the other in Canada, and I'm here in Ludhiana. When they left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. Banta Singh becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the sameway. He orders three Beers and drinks them in turn.

One day, he comes in and orders only two Beers. All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says," I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."

Banta Singh looks confused for a moment, then alight dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no," he, says, "Everyone's fine - both my brothers are alive" .

"Only thing is ---- I just quit drinking"!!!!!!


 Sardars Are Not Stupid Convention

80,000 sardars meet at the Punjab capital for a "Sardars Are Not Stupid Convention�.
Banta Singh, the president of wise sardar & CO. says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that sardars are not stupid. Can I have a volenteer?"
One sardar (Santa Singh) steps up.
Banta asks him,"What is 15 plus 15?"
After 15 or 20 seconds, he says, "Eighteen."
Obviously, everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 sardars start cheering, "Give him another chance, give him another chance."
Banta says, "Well, since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you here and the world wide press, I guess we can give him another chance.� So he says, "What is 5 plus 5?"
After nearly 30 seconds, santa eventually says, "Ninety?"
Banta sighs - everyone is crestfallen and the sardars starts crying "Give him another chance, give him another chance.�
Banta, unsure whether he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "Ok! One more chance. What is 2 plus 2?"
Santa closes his eyes and after a whole minute eventually says "Four.�
Around the stadium 80,000 sardars start yelling "Give him another chance, give him another chance."