Whatsapp Message Jokes On 24 Mar, 2014

A man's wife was dying. He was sitting by her bedside and holding her hand, and then in a tired voice she said, "There's something I must confess before I die."

"No, there's nothing to confess," the husband murmured.

"Please. I need to tell you . . . I had sex with your best friend and your brother and then your brother's best friend and your father."

"I know, honey," the husband said. "That's why I poisoned you.
Now just shut your eyes already!"