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Double meaning

Teacher Asked Pappu:"Agar ped
par 5birds bethi ho, aur tum 1
kogoli maar do to
kitni bach gayi.. ??
. .
Pappu:"Koi nahi, sab udd
jayengi..
.
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Teacher:"Nahi, 4 bachengi, lekin
tumhari
soch mujhe pasand
aai..
.
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.
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Pappu:"Madam mera bhi 1
sawal Hai..
3 ladies ice cream kha rahi
Hain..
1 chaat kar, 1 kat kar
aur
1 choos kar.. batao konsi shadi
shuda Hai.. ??
.
. Teacher sharmate hue:"Jo choos
rahi Hai..
.
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Pappu:"Nhi,jis k gale me
mangalsutra hai, .
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Lekin apki soch mujhe pasand
Aai...:p:D