Ek Boy And Doctor Ka Whatsapp Jokes

Boy:" My GF is pregnant but I used protection..
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Doctor:" 1 kahani suno...

1 shikari 1 din Gun ki jagah umbrella le gaya, achanak lion samne aaya to usne umbrella ka handle khicha aur fire kiya..
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Lion wahi mar gaya..
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Boy:" Impossible...
Kisi aur ne goli mari hogi..
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Doc:" Exactly...

Jo doctor ka matlb samajh gaya Thoko Like, baki jante hai kya karna hai ??