Adult Funny Funeral Jokes From The Fun Book

On the day of Jack’s funeral, the undertakers took his coffin
up to the church in a coach and four black horses. Now the
church was at the top of a steep hill and suddenly, without
warning, the doors of the coach flew open and the coffin
careered back down the hill. By the time it reached the
bottom, it was going a fair pace and smashed through the
doors of the chemist shop, hitting the counter and bursting
open.
“Aaargh,” screamed the assistant as Jack sat up and said,
“Can you give me something to stop me coughing?

WhatsApp Funny Hindi Jokes And Picture Messages

A newly married man was standing in front of a mirror naked and was admiring his physique.
'2 inches more & I will be a king.'
Suddenly the wife comes in and says,'2 inches less and you will be a queen!'
Old Jokes is awesome

Best WhatsApp Jokes Messages: Dirty Colony

A man who lived at a nudist colony received a letter from his
mother asking him to send her a more up-to-date photo of
himself. Unfortunately, he only had one picture, but it was
of him in the nude, so he cut the photo in half and sent her
the top half. Some time later, mum wrote again asking him if
he would send a photo of himself to his ageing grandmother.
Now he only had the bottom half left but because she had
such poor eyesight, he took a chance that she would be none
the wiser. Some time later, he got a letter back from his
grandmother and in it she said, “Thanks for the picture.
Maybe you should change your hairstyle a bit, though, it
makes your nose look long.”