Whatsapp Hindi Funny Messages For Friend: Non Veg Jokes

एक नई शादीशुदा औरत कोक पी रही थी
उसमें एक मच्छर गिर गया

औरत ने उसे निकाला तो मच्छर बोला, “माँ!”

औरत: तूने मुझे माँ क्यों कहा?
मच्छर: मैं तेरी कोक से निकला हूँ, माँ!

Old But Gold Faadu Hindi Jokes

Pathan non veg Hindi jokes whatsapp messages

Ek pathan ki shaadi ke 3 din baad uski patni boli, "Maine aapse shaadi is liye ki hai
taaki humaare bachche hon, is liye nahi ke mujhe poty khul kar aaye"……6
Shouting
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Pregnant girl se doctor ne pucha = Yeh kab hua?
Girl = Jab mom n dad film dekhne gaye the, tab mera friend ghar aaya tha.
Doctor = Tum saath kyun nahin gayi..?
Girl = Adult movie thi na….

Pregnant

Pappu Ki Question Non Veg Hindi Jokes

1 girl ask to pappu = Woh kya hai jo cow ke paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain..?
Pappu = Legs
Girl = Woh kya hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahin hai..?
Pappu = Rupay
Girl = Woh kya hai jo log din main karne ke bajaye raat ko bistar pe kartay hain..?
Pappu = Neend puri karte hain…
Girl = Woh kya hai jo ladki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai…?
Pappu = Kaan(Ear) main chhed..
MORAL = Aap bhi apni soch pappu ki tarha saaf rakhein….