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Showing posts with label Boyfriend Girlfriend Jokes. Show all posts
Adult Funny Funeral Jokes From The Fun Book
On the day of Jack’s funeral, the undertakers took his coffin
up to the church in a coach and four black horses. Now the
church was at the top of a steep hill and suddenly, without
warning, the doors of the coach flew open and the coffin
careered back down the hill. By the time it reached the
bottom, it was going a fair pace and smashed through the
doors of the chemist shop, hitting the counter and bursting
open.
“Aaargh,” screamed the assistant as Jack sat up and said,
“Can you give me something to stop me coughing?
up to the church in a coach and four black horses. Now the
church was at the top of a steep hill and suddenly, without
warning, the doors of the coach flew open and the coffin
careered back down the hill. By the time it reached the
bottom, it was going a fair pace and smashed through the
doors of the chemist shop, hitting the counter and bursting
open.
“Aaargh,” screamed the assistant as Jack sat up and said,
“Can you give me something to stop me coughing?
Boyfriend Girlfriend adult Hindi jokes: Non veg only
Awesome non veg hindi jokes
Girlfriend - tumhein 8 boobs mile toh kya karoge?
Boy - dabuanga...chaatunga..chusunga...uspar latak jaaunga
Girlfriend - toh wahan par ek kutiya soyi hui h, chalo shuru ho jaao
Girlfriend - tumhein 8 boobs mile toh kya karoge?
Boy - dabuanga...chaatunga..chusunga...uspar latak jaaunga
Girlfriend - toh wahan par ek kutiya soyi hui h, chalo shuru ho jaao
Boyfriend Girlfriend Funny Jokes Whatsapp Messages 30 Jan 2015
A boyfriend texts his girlfriend saying, "Hey babe, you wanna come over and have sex?"
The girlfriend texts back "Duh!"
So the girl goes over to her boyfriend's house, and right before they get into it, he sets the boundaries. "Okay, so my little brother is home, and I have bunk beds. He's on the bottom bunk. If you want it harder, you say tomato. If you want it faster, you say lettuce, and if you want to moan, you say any other ingredients that would be on a sandwich."
So they're up on the top bunk having sex, and she's yelling, "Tomato! Tomato! Lettuce! Lettuce! Cheese! Cheese!"
Well the little brother is still on the bottom bunk and yells, "Hey, can you guys knock it off, you're getting Mayonnaise all over me!!!"
The girlfriend texts back "Duh!"
So the girl goes over to her boyfriend's house, and right before they get into it, he sets the boundaries. "Okay, so my little brother is home, and I have bunk beds. He's on the bottom bunk. If you want it harder, you say tomato. If you want it faster, you say lettuce, and if you want to moan, you say any other ingredients that would be on a sandwich."
So they're up on the top bunk having sex, and she's yelling, "Tomato! Tomato! Lettuce! Lettuce! Cheese! Cheese!"
Well the little brother is still on the bottom bunk and yells, "Hey, can you guys knock it off, you're getting Mayonnaise all over me!!!"
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