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On the day of Jack’s funeral, the undertakers took his coffin
up to the church in a coach and four black horses. Now the
church was at the top of a steep hill and suddenly, without
warning, the doors of the coach flew open and the coffin
careered back down the hill. By the time it reached the
bottom, it was going a fair pace and smashed through the
doors of the chemist shop, hitting the counter and bursting
open.
“Aaargh,” screamed the assistant as Jack sat up and said,
“Can you give me something to stop me coughing?

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub, talking about their sons. My son was born on St George’s Day,” commented the English man. “So we obviously decided to call him George” “That’s a real coincidence,” remarked the Scot. “My son was born on St Andrew’s Day, so obviously we decided to call him Andrew.”
"That’s incredible, what a coincidence, "said the Irishman. "Exactly the same thing happened with my son Pancake."

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A young journalist was asked to go and interview a
celebrated old colonel who had moved into the area. Now
the old colonel’s reputation for bravery was well
documented and the journalist decided to try and get a
different angle on the interview. After chatting for about 20
minutes he then asked the colonel if there had been any time
when he was really frightened.
The colonel thought for a moment and then replied, “There
was a time when we were deep in the jungle, on the track of
a bunch of renegades, when suddenly a lion jumped out at
me and roared ‘Aaarrgh’. Bloody hell, I shit myself.”
The journalist was thrilled with the story.
“When was that?” he asked. “When did that happen?”
“Just now when I went ‘Aaarrgh,’ ” replied the colonel.

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“Doctor, doctor, I’m so worried,” said the anxious man.
“Both my wife and I have black hair, but our son’s just been
born with red hair. Do you think something funny has been
going on?”
“Not necessarily,” replied the doctor. “How many times do
you have sex?”
“About 5 times a year.”
“Well, there’s your answer then, you’re just a little rusty....

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Johnnie asked for time off because his wife was going to have
a baby. The following day, his boss asked him what it was – a
boy or a girl.
“Too early to say,” said Johnny.” “it’ll be another 9 months
before we know the answer to that.”