mother asking him to send her a more up-to-date photo of
himself. Unfortunately, he only had one picture, but it was
of him in the nude, so he cut the photo in half and sent her
the top half. Some time later, mum wrote again asking him if
he would send a photo of himself to his ageing grandmother.
Now he only had the bottom half left but because she had
such poor eyesight, he took a chance that she would be none
the wiser. Some time later, he got a letter back from his
grandmother and in it she said, “Thanks for the picture.
Maybe you should change your hairstyle a bit, though, it
makes your nose look long.”