Dirty Hindi Jokes On Santa Again 01 Feb 2016

aur achanak neend mein rone laga...mera kho gaya mera kho gaya
Santa's wife - chup chaap so jaao aur meri panty mein se haath hatao
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Santa ek din badaa confuse sa tha aur usne banta se pucha..
Santa = “Yaar teri biwi chalu hai, mujhe hamesha dekh ke muskurati rehti hai..?”
Banta = "Oye nahin yaar aisa kuch nahin hai, usne mujhse suhagraat pe puchha tha,
kya maine kabhi kisi ke saath sex kiya hai, to maine tera naam le liya tha"….
Stare

Pathan non veg Hindi jokes whatsapp messages

Ek pathan ki shaadi ke 3 din baad uski patni boli, "Maine aapse shaadi is liye ki hai
taaki humaare bachche hon, is liye nahi ke mujhe poty khul kar aaye"……6
Shouting
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Pregnant girl se doctor ne pucha = Yeh kab hua?
Girl = Jab mom n dad film dekhne gaye the, tab mera friend ghar aaya tha.
Doctor = Tum saath kyun nahin gayi..?
Girl = Adult movie thi na….

Pregnant