3 Ladki Condom Non Veg Hindi Jokes

3 ladkian class mein baat kar rahi thi -
Sanam : Maine sir ki table par condom dekha
Salma - maine usmein ched kar dia h
Shazia - marwaa dia kutti saali
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Husband ne magazine padte huye paas leti biwi ki choot mein ungli kardi
Biwi - oh jaanu sex ka mood h kya?
Husband - nai page palatne ke liye ungli geeli ki h

Angry Banta Non Veg Hindi Jokes: Whatsapp Messages

#Whatsapp #Messages #Non #Veg #Banta
Banta road se gujar raha tha,
Achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya, Or phir jor se chillaya….
Kamineee…
Potty bhi aise karte hain jaise "Samosa" pada ho….
Angry

Non Veg Ek Call Girl Jokes In Hindi

#NonVeg #CallGirl #HindiJokes
Ek call girl ladke ke upar baithke sex kar rahi thi
Ladka - ek din mein kitna kamaa leti ho?
Ladki - 5000
Ladka - sach bataao
Ladki - rozi pe baithi hun...jooth nai bolungi

Indian Call Girls Jokes: Most Non Veg One

Hindi non veg jokes on call girl
1 sir 1 madam ke boobs dabaa rahe they toh 1 student ne dekh lia
Sir - beta miss ke seene mein dard h isliye dabaa raha hun
Student - bhen ke lode HBO dekhta hun pogo nai
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Call girl ke b'day par saheli ne sms kia - -
Har aadmi tere nange badan pe barse...tere jeevan mein aaye itne customer ki tu poora saal bra panty pehnne ko tarse...

Boyfriend Girlfriend adult Hindi jokes: Non veg only

Awesome non veg hindi jokes
Girlfriend - tumhein 8 boobs mile toh kya karoge?
Boy - dabuanga...chaatunga..chusunga...uspar latak jaaunga
Girlfriend - toh wahan par ek kutiya soyi hui h, chalo shuru ho jaao

Non Veg Condom Jokes: Must Read This One

Hilarious Condom jokes, thanks for reading.
A father and his son go into the drug store when they happen upon the condom
aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of
condoms.
The father replies, “Well, you see that 3 pack? That's for when
you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night."
Nodding agreement, the son asks his father, ”Then what's the 6 pack for?"
"That's for when you're in college," the father says. "You have 2 for Friday

night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning."
Following this line of logic, the son enthusiastically asks what the 12 pack
is for.
"That's for when you're married, son. You have one for January, one for
February, one for March..."

Chota Recharge: Non Veg Jokes For Masti

Sex karne ke baad husband bola - 
darling..balance khatam ho gaya...
Itne mein padosi ka bachha apni chaddi utar ke bola - 
aunty Vodafone ka chota recharge chalega?

Adult Funny Condom Jokes For Whatsapp Messages

Us Condom Factory Blows Up
president Called Paul Martin With An Emergency: "our Largest
condom Factory Has Exploded!" The American President Cried. "my People's
favorite Form Of Birth Control! This Is A True Disaster!"
"President, The Canadian People Would Be Happy To Do Anything Within Their Power
to Help You," Replied The Prime Minister.

"i Do Need Your Help," Said President. "could You Possibly Send 1, 000, 000
condoms Asap To Tide Us Over?"
"why Certainly! I'll Get Right On It!" Said Martin.
oh, And One More Small Favor, Please?" Said President.
"yes?"
"could The Condoms Be Red, White & Blue In Color; At Least 10" Long And 4"
in Diameter?" Said President.
"no Problem," Replied The Prime Minister And, With That, Martin Hung Up
and Called The President Of Trojan. "i Need A Favor, You've Got To Make
1, 000, 000 Condoms Right Away And Send Them To America."
"consider It Done," Said The President Of Trojan.

"great! Now Listen, They Have To Be Red, White & Blue In Color; At Least
10" Long And 4" In Diameter."
"easily Done. Anything Else?"
"yeah," Said The Prime Minister, "and Print 'made In Canada; Medium Size'
on
each One."