Play Time Adult Jokes With Angel Girl: 18+ Only

#Adult #Jokes
“Is there any reason why you think you should not be
allowed in?” asked the angel.
The footballer thought for a moment and then replied,
“Actually there was an international match that I played in,
Ireland against England, and I purposefully fell over in the
box so that we were awarded a penalty. It helped us to beat
England 2–1.”
“Well, it’s not the most serious mistake I’ve ever heard so you
may come in.”
“Oh that’s wonderful, I’ve always regretted that moment…
thank you so much, St Peter.”
“Think nothing of it,” said the angel.
“Oh, by the way, I’m not St Peter, it’s his day off, I’m St
Patrick.”

White Color Condom Non Veg Hindi Jokes

#Condom #Jokes #NonVeg
A population control program had been introduced to the island, but the doctors were having trouble getting the women to take their birth control pills. They decided, therefore, to concentrate on teaching the men to wear

condoms.

One of the men who came in had had eight children in eight years, and the doctor told him that he absolutely had to wear a sheath. He explained that as long as he wore it his woman could not have another baby. About a month later, the wife came in and she was pregnant. The doctor got very angry. He called the man in and gave him a long lecture through an interpreter. He asked the man why he hadn't worn the sheath.

The interpreter said, "He swears he did wear it. He never took it off."

The doctor shook his head. "In that case, ask him how in the heck his wife

is pregnant again?"

"He says," said the interpreter, "that after six days he had to pee so badly that he cut the end off."

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If a black man has sex with a white girl using 

a pink condom what color the child will be ? 

. 

A: Still thinking! Arrey he's using a condom.

After Diwali With My Boss: Funny Messages For Whatsapp

After Diwali,boss entered board room and said,
"Let's Start".
A half-sleepy employee threw a 100 rupee note and said, "MERI SAU KI BLIND"!

Santa-क्या मोदी  England से "कोहिनूर" ला पाएंगे?
Banta-जो चीज, "मेडिकल स्टोर" पर आराम से मिल सकती है उसे ब्रिटेन से लाने की क्या जरुरत है?

Tensions of those will start from today onwards who said....
"Diwali ke baad teri payment doonga"

GF-tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho?
Santa-Kuch bhi
GF-to ek rolex ki ghadi le do
Santa-behen poora to bolne de...."kuch bhi nahi"

Dirty Best Hindi Non Veg Jokes For Friend

Mom = Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.
Girl = Ladka to theek hai par mota hai.
Mom = TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.
Remote
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Mother = Do u know the meaning of Mangalsutra?
Daughter = Yes, it is the license to enjoy Kamasutra.
Necklace
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Sex is like a restaurant sometimes u get good service, sometimes bad service,
sometimes no service & many times u have to be happy wid self service….
Repair
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Santa = Mujhse pangaa mat le, main sher ka puttar hun..
Banta = Achchha yaar, ye to bata ki sher ghar aaya tha ya aunti jungle gayi thi….
Tiger
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Nasbandi ki team ko dubara apne village me dekh kar ek budha bola,
“ In logo ne connection to pahle hi kat diya tha, ab kya handset bhi le jayege"..
Connection
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Girl = Main jab bhi apne pados wale ladke ko dekhti hoon, meri bra tight ho jati hai.
Maa Boli = "Kal se bra hi mat pehan, uski pant tight ho jayegi!!"
Girl Boy

Pappu Ki Question Non Veg Hindi Jokes

1 girl ask to pappu = Woh kya hai jo cow ke paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain..?
Pappu = Legs
Girl = Woh kya hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahin hai..?
Pappu = Rupay
Girl = Woh kya hai jo log din main karne ke bajaye raat ko bistar pe kartay hain..?
Pappu = Neend puri karte hain…
Girl = Woh kya hai jo ladki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai…?
Pappu = Kaan(Ear) main chhed..
MORAL = Aap bhi apni soch pappu ki tarha saaf rakhein….