Ques :- What is the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter ?.
Ans :- One svrewin the wrong place and the whole cabinet fall apart.!
A dress is like a barbed fence .it protects the premises restricting the view...
One day a wife asked her husband what would he do if she were to die. The husband replied," I'll also die ."The wife asked him,"Why ?"
Husband replied , well , you know I have a weak heart and most likely I would not be able to tolerate that much happiness."
Boss ( to liftman ) :- " Mr batt is feeling ill . would you be so kind as to escort him home ?"
Liftman. :- " Certainly, Sir anything else?"
Boss :" yes, As this is test Match week , deliver him and get a receipt.!
Two club members were talking about a recent car accident ," What ever became of that hit- and- rum driver?" ' He's batting for the prison cricket team !"...
why is breast milk good for health?
Because it is great for blood circulation , provides heat, us refreshing and comes in attractive containers...
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