Girl : ho gaya kya?
Boy: haan.
Girl: bhosdi ke itni jaldi to meri shampoo ki bottle se shampoo bhi nahi nikalta.....
Saw contact called "Iron man" on wife's phone.
Little terrified , I asked her.
She said, "Istri wala bhaiya!"
Question:“Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex?”
Answer: “They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure“
Broccoli: "I look like a tree."
Walnut: "I look like a brain. "
Mushroom: "I look like an umbrella."
Banana: "Dude! Change the topic..."
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