Star Rated Hindi Funny Jokes On Veg Whatsapp

Wife: Tell me hw mch did Sachin score in 2003 World Cup?
Husband: 98, why?
Wife: Now tell me y u didnt wish me fr my bday yday?

Silence...
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BOLDEST PROPOSAL:
Ladka Ladki ke Baap Se:
"Mai Aapki Beti ka Haath Mangne Aaya Hu.
Baap: "Kyu ??
Ladka: "Kyunki ab Mera Haath thak Chuka Hai
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Wife: Tell me those 3 magical words
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Husband~ galti meri thi.
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Investment Banker was Getng Married.

During Wedding,Wife Vomits

Husband~Wat Hapend?

Wife~Capital Gains Arising Out Of Previous Investment
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Bachpan me hum waha sona pasand
krte the jaha se chand tare dikhe

Aur aaj waha sona pasand krte hai jaha

Mobile phone ka charger laga sake
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Ladki se "YES" to koi bhi bulwa sakta hai.

"OH YES OH YES OH YES" bulwana har kisi ke bass ki baat nahi