Wife :- Why, Honey "
Husband :- it is just that sometimes I feel so alone and useless.
Wife :- Oh, you do not have to feel so alone. A lot of people think you are useless...
Wife:- where are you going?
Husband :- to the doctor.
Wife:- why ? Are you sick?
Husband :" No, I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills."
Wife fir up out of her broker and was putting on her sweater.
Husband :- Where are you going?
Wife :- I'm going to the doctor too.
Husband :- Why?.
Wife :- if you're going to start using that rusty old thing again , I'm going to get a tetanus shot...
three couples are dining together.
The American husband says to his wife'
" Pass me the honey , Honey."
The English husband says to his wife:
" Pass me the auger , Sugar."
They you name it husband says to his wife:" Pass me the steak , Dumb cow".
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