When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to advances in education on earth.
In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:
1. Name two days a week that begin with `T', and
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
Santa thought for a few minutes and
answered…
1 The two days that begin with `T' are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are twelve seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said,`OK, I'll buy Today and Tomorrow,
even though it's not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct.
But how did you get only 12 seconds in a year?'
Santa replied , `Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,etc…
Saint Peter let him in without another word.
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