Delicious Non Veg Hindi Jokes - 18+ Only

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1 totla texi driver 3 girls ko le k jaa rha tha.
Policeman: lrkiyon ko le k kahan jaa rhe ho?
Totla: chodne!
Policeman: kya bakwas ki?
Totla: o g 1 ko park m chodna he or 1 ko agle stop pe chodna he.
Itne m tesri larki cheekhti he
kya bakwas kar rahe ho?
Totla: tum khamosh rho warna tumhe yaheen chod doon gaa.

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Teacher Asked Dhondu:
Agr ped par 5 birds bethi ho, aur tum 1 ko goli maar do to kitni bach gayi?
Dhondu : Koi nahi, sab udd jayengi.
Teacher: Nahi, 4 bachengi, lekin tumhari soch mujhe pasand aayi.
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Dhondu : Madam mera bhi 1 sawal Hai.
3 ladies ice cream kha rahi Hain.
1 chaat kar,
1 kat kar
aur
1 choos kar
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batao konsi shadi shuda Hai?
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Teacher sharmate hue:Jo choos rahi Hai.
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Dhondu : Nahi,jis k gale me mangalsutra hai,
lekin
apki soch mujhe pasand Aayi..

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Ladies Hostel se ek aurat ne bijli walo k office phone kiya.
aur complain ki:
Aaj to koi aadmi bhej do,
Ladkiyan 3 din se mombatti se kam chala rahi hain.