He got 25 days!
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum, you just can't beat it!
What do Santa’s elves drink?
Minnesoda.
What is Claustrophobia?
The fear of Santa Claus.
What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?
Snowflakes.
What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?
Sandy Claws.
Where does the snowman hide his money?
In the snow bank.
What type of cars do elves drive?
Toy-otas.
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
It needed to be trimmed.
What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
Holly Davidson.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
What do you call an elf who sings?
A Wrapper!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Ice Crispies.
A wonderful Christmas song told me to Deck The Halls....so I did. Mr. and Mrs Hall were not very happy.
Don't you hate that awkward moment when Santa Claus has the same wrapping paper as your parents!
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