agar CONDOM na miley toh " M-SEAL "
ka istemaal kijiye kyunki :- " EK BOOND
AAPKI ZINDAGI BADAL SAKTA HAI "
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Dad : Right jeb se le le (Jeb fati thi lun son k hath me aa gya)
SON : Nai hai
DAD : Left jeb dekh (wo jeb v fati thi, phir lun son k hath main aa gaya)
SON : Budhe k pass Paisa 1 v nahi. Lun 2-2 rakhe huye Hain.
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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line.
"You must be single." the clerk says.
Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?".
"Because you're ugly".
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Santa Caught by Taliban.
Talibani (To Santa) - Islam Kabul Karo, Warna Gala Kaat diya jayega.
Santa - Yaar ye v ajeeb dharam hai, Kabul karo to Lulli Kat dete ho, na karo to Gardan!!!
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