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Anil road par nanga bhag raha tha.

Sunil ne usse rok kar poocha: Arre bhai aisa kyun kar rahe ho, kyun nanga bhag rahe ho, tumhe sharam nahi aati?

Anil: Kyun ki aaj tum jaldi ghar aagaye, Issi liye.

World's shortest joke

Ek aadmi apne bete ke liye ek ROBOT laya, jo jooth bolne par THAPAD marta tha.

Beta: Papa aaj mai school nahi jaunga mere pet me dard hai (Sattaak…)

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PAPA- Dekha tune jooth bola isliye tujhe saza mili, mai jab tere jitna tha to kabhi jooth nahi bolta tha. (Sattaak…)

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Wife: (Haste huye boli) Aap hi ka beta hai. (Sattaak…)

Funny Chat on boy and a girl

Boy: Breast wal ishara karke bolya

Ma: eh ki hai

Ma: Beta eh ballon han.

Boy: te ma massi de wadde kyun ne

ma: Tu kado dekhe

Boy: Jado papa ohna ch hawa bhar rahe si..