Non Veg Adult Hindi Jokes
Sardar: Hamne Mobile Marrige Bureau shuru kiya hai:
"Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye."
Non Veg Adult Hindi Jokes
Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike… Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi… Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag… Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga.
Non Veg Adult Hindi Jokes
You r genius, your mind is a master piece.
It is divided into left and right.
In the left side nothing is right
And in right side nothing is left.
Non Veg Adult Hindi Jokes
Maths teacher to santa,if u had 1000Rs
in ur pocket and 1000Rs in d other pocket,
wat would u think ?
Santa: YEH PANT KIS KI HAI.
Non Veg Adult Hindi Jokes
Kanjoos boss 2 worker:
Tumne is saal mehnat se kaam kia hai, is liye 5000 ka bonus cheque de raha hoon.
Agar isi tarha kaam karoge to agle saal is pe sign bhi kar dunga.
Non Veg Adult Hindi Jokes
Sunil ne usse rok kar poocha: Arre bhai esa kyu kar rahe ho,
kyu nanga bhag rahe ho, tumhe sharam nahi aati?
Anil: Kyu ki aaj tum jaldi ghar aagaye, Issi liye.
Non Veg Adult Hindi Jokes
Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hoon?
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mein samjha tha begum sahiba hai.
Non Veg Adult Hindi Jokes
Sardar: oey mera shampo k sath wala gift de,
Shopkeper: sardar g uske sath koi gift nai tha,
Sardar: O bakwas na kar Oye shampo pe
likheya tha “Dandruf Free”
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