Adult English Jokes: Viagra tablet

A man goes to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The dentist gets the syringe ready to administer the
anesthetic.
“No way! No needles! I hate needles!” the patient says.
The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man again objects.
“I can’t do the gas thing—the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating to me!”
The dentist then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill.
“No,” the patient says, “I am fine with pills.”
The dentist then returns and says, “Here is a Viagra tablet.”
The patient says, “Wow—I didn’t know Viagra worked as a pain pill!”
“It doesn’t,” says the dentist, “but it will give you something to hold onto when I pull out your
tooth.”

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