Banta: to phir kia hua
Santa : hona kia tha me bhoot se bola tum karlo humara to wese hi nikal gaya hai .
A Lady Went To A Doctor For Help On Her Sex Life.
Doctor: “Give Your Husband Viagra”
Lady: “I Cant, He Hates Pills”
Doctor: “Just Put It In His Coffee”
Lady: “Okay, I Will Try”
Next Week, She Came Unhappy.
Doctor: “Was It Not Good?”
Lady: “No, It Was The Best Sex I’ve Ever Had, He Had A Few Sips Of Coffee Then Pushed Everything Off The Table & Made Love To Me Right There On The Table”
Doctor: “Well, What’s Wrong?”
Lady: “Par Jis Coffee House Mein Ye Sab Hua, Waha Ab Main Life Mein Kbhi Apna Chehra Nahi Dikha Paungi“
Santa Apni Ek College Friend Ke Sath Shopping Mall Mein Ghumne Gaya,
Vahan Ladki Ko Washroom Jana Hota Hai, To Santa Ko Apna Purse Dete Hue Bolti Hai
Girlfriend: “Yeh Purse Pakdo Mein Abhi Aayi”
Ab Santa Hai To Akal Se Sayana Hi, Socha Ki Dekhu Ladkiya Bag Mein Kya Rakhti Hai
Jaisi Hi Usne Purse Ko Khola Usmein Se Rubber Ka Lund Nikla.
Santa Ke Ye Dekh Ke Tote Udd Gaye Aur Usne Fatafatt Purse Band Kar Diya.
Ladki Washroom Se Aayi Aur Majak Majak Mein Usne Santa Ko Puchha.
Girlfriend: “Khola To Nahi?”
Santa: “Na Ji Na, Purse Khol Ke Mene Apni Gaand Thodi Fadwani Hai“
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