DOCTOR - Sex kitna karti ho?
Lady - daily.
DOCTOR - Sunday ko mat karo.
Lady- Hey Ram. Sunday ko hi toh pati Ghar par hote hain, unhe kaise manaa karu?
School Mein Yoga Period Mein
Madam Yoga Karte Hue Bacho
Se Ek Question Karti Hai.
Madam: “Bacho Batao, Mein Ek
Tang Par Kab Aur Kyu Khadi
Hoti Hun? Jo Batayega Uske
Practical Mein Full Number
Lagaungi.”
All Students Silenced Suddenly Pappu Shouts:
“Ma’am, Nahane Ke Baad
Underwear Pehanne Ke Time
Aur Utarne Ke Time.”
Teacher Shocks, Pappu Rocks
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