Funny Whatsapp Jokes Message - Yeh Meri Kahani

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Yeh Meri Kahani

Age 2 Yrs..Nurse Ko Ankh Mare..
Age 3 Yrs..Uncle Ki Cigarette Lay Kar Bhagaa
Age 4 Yrs..Ghar Walon Ki Naak Mein Dum
Age 5 Yrs..Neighbours Ki Bell Baja Ke Bhagaaa..
Age 6 Yrs..School Mein Teacher Ko Line Mari..
Age 7 Yrs…Exam Mein Cheating Karni Seekhi
Age 8 Yrs…Papa Ki Pocket Se Purse Gayab…
Age 9 Yrs…Pirated Cd’s Ka Dhaanda…
Age 10 Yrs…Papa Ki Car Road Pe..
Age 11 Yrs…Road Waley Apney Apney Gharoon Per..
Age 12 Yrs…Raat Ko Subah, Subah Ko Raat….
Age 13 Yrs…Club Jana Shuru
Age 14 Yrs…Padosi Ki Beti Le Kar Faraar…
Age 15 Yrs…Cigarettes Ki Duniya Ka Baadshah..
Age 16 Yrs…College Mein Admission
Age 17 Yrs…Whisky & Vodka Ki Dunya Mein New Name..
Age 18 Yrs…Ab Shareef Hogaya Hooon!Koi Shrarat Nahin Karta

So Ab Dosti Pakki Na……….

An English Whatsapp Jokes Message

A mam needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep.the man finally agrees and the Doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man,,, a few days after the operation, the man comes in for checkup., the doctor asks him" How are you feeling ?"..
" No Bad" The man replied...