Funny Non Veg Jokes: 18+ Hindi Version


Funny Hindi Non Veg Jokes...
Ek baar ek ladka aur ek ladki ek date se waapas aaye. Ladka apni girlfriend ko uske ghar drop karne gaya. Darwaje pe jab usne use flying kiss kiya to Boy thode romantic mood mein aa gaya. Usne ek hath deewar pe rakha aur ek Hip pe rakh kar pose marne laga. aur usne apni girl friend ko ek Kiss dene ke liye kaha.
Uski Girl friend ne mana kar diya.
Boy – arre, dekho main tumhen kitna pyaar karta hun, tum mujhe ek bar Kiss karo na !
Girl – No No, ghar pe kisi ne dekh liya to?
Boy – Arre Come On, itni rat ho gai , ab kaun dekhega? Karo na Kiss?
Girl – mere parents ne dekh liya to, Myjhe nahi karna kiss Viss!
Boy – Tum Mujhse pyaar nahi karti kya?
Girl – karti hun, par yahan Kiss nahi kar sakti, Plz !!!
Boy – I Love You !
Girl – I love you too
Boy – To fir do na Kiss.
Girl – Arre pakde jayenge, koi na koi dekh lega….
Boy – jaanu, plzzzz Kiss karo na…
Girl – Samjha karo na… yahan nahi karna Kiss!
Boy – Kaun sa pahad toot padega agar ek Kiss kar dogi to, tum mere liye itna bhi nahi kar sakti kya? ek kiss hi ki to baat hai!!!
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Tabhi Upar se girl ki sister ne darwaja khola aur boli – papa ne kaha hai ki Go Ahead, karlo use Kiss… Ya fir main kar deti hun is ladke ko Kiss…. Ya fir jaroorat ho to Mom ne kaha hai vo aa kar kar dengi ise Kiss…. par BHAGWAN KE LIYE ISE KAHO KI DOORBELL SE APNA HAATH HATA LE … !!!!!!!!!!
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