Aftr marriage couple in bed
She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She:0h!dat feels gud.
hand moves 2 her breast.
She:Honey,dats wonderful.
hand moves 2 her leg.
She:0h honey dnt stop.
He stops.
She:Why did u stop?
He: Coz I found d remote!
" Dad , I can you write in the dark ?"
" I think so. What is it you want me to write ?"
Your name on this report card ".
Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon
Santa Banta Funny Hindi Jokes
Santa :- What do you think of women?Banta :- they are all sex objects ..
Santa :- Why ?.
Banta :- When I ask them for sex, they object.!!!.
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