The bride said she wanted three children, while the the young husband said two would be enough for him and after our second child , I'll just have a vasectomy." Without a moments hesitation, the bride retorted," Well , I hope you'll love the third one just as if it's your own ."...
A man , his wife , and seven children were weighing in a bus stop. After some time a blind man joins them . The bus arrives. The blind man and the large family find themselves walking because of the crowded bus.
The blind man starts tapping his stice on the road , which seems to annony the husband who shouts at the blind man." Can't you put a rubber to the end of your stice to avoid that irritating noise." To this the blind man replies... " if you would have put a rubber to the end of your stick we all would have been in the bus."...
Four benefits of kissing:
Lips never go dry.
Changes taste.
Burns calories.
Release stress.
SO KEEP KISSING !!!...
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