water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in the act. Before dad
can even react, little Johnny exclaims, “Oh, boy! Horsie ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?”
Daddy, relieved that Johnny’s not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity
not to break his stride, agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy
starts moaning and gasping. Johnny cries out, “Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and
the milkman usually get bucked off!”
A man arrived at a party half-way through the evening to find
most of the guests in the middle of a frenzied party game.
“What’s going on here?” he asked.
“Oh come and join in,” he was urged. “It’s a great game. All
the girls are blindfolded and they have to go round guessing
who the men are by feeling their private bits.”
The man hesitated.
“Oh I’m not sure about that,” he said.
“Don’t be daft,” came the reply. “Your name’s been called
out four times already!”
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