English Jokes Message Sent On Whatsapp 23 June 2014

Two naive young men were sitting in the park talking.*
“Tell you what, Jake,” said Maurice. “Let’s go down the new*
pub tonight, ‘The Crown and Sceptre’. I’ve heard it’s right*
good. After you’ve bought the first drink, the rest are free*
for the whole night. And then,” he grinned conspirationally,*
“you goes out the back and has sex.”*
“Are you sure?” asked Jake doubtfully.*
“Oh yeah, it was my sister wot told me. That’s wot happened*
to her when she went down there the other night.”*