Santa had a baby.
Santa - Bilkul mere jaisi aankhen "CHOTI-CHOTI". mere jaisi naak "CHOTI SI".
Wife baby ka nappy khol ke boli - "ETHEY KAKA NUMBER LE GAYA".
Preeto Ne Apni Gand Pe Tattoo Banvaya, Shera Di Gaddi.
Santa Ne Jab Ye Dekha To Gusse Mein Aakar Us Tattoo Wale Ke Paas Gaya,
Aur Apna Lund Nikal Ke Usko Bola
Santa: “Bhenchod Ab Ispe Likh Shera“
Santa - Aaj ghar jande hi jnani di kacchi utaar deni hai.
Banta - bara excited ho raha hai yaar. ki gal hai?
Santa - Excited ni yaar. badi tight hai, aaj galti se main apni jnani ki kacchi pahan kar aa gaya hun.
Santa Aur Banta Aapas Mein Shadi Ko Lekar Baatein Kar Rahe The Ki Santa Bola.
Santa: “Main Aisa Kya Karun Ki Teri Shaadi Ke Baad Main Teri Biwi Ko Cinema Le Kar Jau Aur Tu Naraz Bhi Na Ho?”
Banta Khush Hote Hue: “Meri Shaadi Apni Bahan Se Kara De“
Santa Banta ek bar mejaate hai. Jab vo peg pi rahe hote hai tab vo ek gashti ko dekhte hai jo unhe hi dekh rahi hoti hai.
Santa - us chikni ko dekh, main shart laga ke kah sakta hu, vo bahut maje de dekar chudegi.
Santa uske paas jata hai aur thodi der baad dono bahar nikal jate hai.
Agle din phir Santa Banta bar me aate hai aur same ladki ko dekhte hai. Is bar banta use le jata hai.
Agle din dono milte hai. Banta - yaar kal wali gashti ekdum phuddu thi isse acchi to meri biwi hai.
Santa - tu sach kah raha hai yaar, teri biwi usse jyada acchi hai.
Santa Ko Judwa Bachhe Chahiye Thhe
Socho Usne Kya Kiya
Sochho
Sochho
Sochho
Sochho
Yaar Dimag Lagao Its Very Simple
Abe Vo Santa Hai Uski Tarha Soch Na
Nahi Samjh Aa Raha, Chalo Mein Bata Deta Hun
Usne Condom Ke Ander 2 Hole Kar Diye
Santa - Tujhe Mangalsutra ka matlab pata hai.
Banta - Bilkul pata hai. Mangalsutar license hota hai kamsutra enjoy karne ka.
Ek Bar Santa Ki Eyes Mein Kuch Problem Aa Gayi, To Uska Eyes Ka Operation Karna Pada.
Operation Ho Gaya To Santa Ne Socha Ki Chalo Paisi Bachaye Jaye.
Doctor Ne Uski Aankho Ki Patti Kholni Shuru Ki, Aur Pucha
Doctor: “Kaisa Dikh Raha Hai Ab Aapko?”
Santa: “Doctor Saab Mujhe Kuch Nahi Dikh Raha”
Doctor Ne Uski Aankhein Saanf Ki Or Fir Pucha.
Santa: “Dr. Saab Kuch Bhi Nahi Dikh Raha”
Doctor Ne Kuch Socha Aur Apni Nurse Ko Kaha Ki Apne Kapde Utare, Fir Santa Se Pucha.
Santa: “Kuch Nahi Dikh Raha Ji”
Doctor Ne Nurse Ko Bra And Panty Utarne Ko Kaha, Aur Fir Pucha.
Santa: “Nahi Ji Sab Kuch Kaala Kaala Hai”
Doctor Ne Nurse Ko Kaha Ki Santa Ke Samne Jake Apne Boobs Hilaye Aur Choot Mein Ungli Dale.
Nurse Ne Esa Kiya, Doctor Ne Fir Santa Se Pucha.
Santa: “Doctor Saab Sach Mein Mujhe Kuch Najar Nahi Aa Raha”
Doctor Ne Santa Ko Zor Se Thappar Mara Aur Bola.
Doctor: “Bhonsdi Ke Kuch Bhi Nazar Nahi Aa Raha To, Tera Lund Kaisi Khada Ho Gaya Hai?“
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