Whatsapp Hindi Jokes Message: First Night Of Honeymoon

Funny Whatsapp Hindi Jokes On First night of Sex

On honeymoon first night husband asked to his wife:
Is this really your first night of sex????/

Wife with shame:
No, no, actually first time,
I am doing sex with someone at night. :p

 Boy-Girl: What date set for the wedding?
Girl: with shy... December 22.
Guy: Any particular reason?
Girl: with shy, on 22 December is a  long night of the year for honeymoon.


After some time of marriage on a day when husband wife having sex
Wife: "You're like a mobile"
Husband with excitement: "Do you like my vibration?”
Wife: NO “your networks must fail when you go to the basement”

In the Honeymoon first Night after sex: Hindi Funny Jokes

Funny Husband to his Sexy wife: Darling, there is no bleeding
Sexy Wife: sale, tune mere andar kya koi goli Mari thi?

Ek ladki check up ke liye gai, Doctor ki niyat khrab ho gayi.

Doctor ne uske kapde utarwaye.
Girl:- kiss kyu le rhe ho?
Doctor:Checkup ke liye.
Girl:- Chuche kyu daba rahe ho?
Doctor:- Breast cancer check karne ke liye.
Doctor ne chudai karna shuru kar diya.
Girl:- kya kar rahe ho?
Doctor:- Aids checkup.
Girl:- Check kya karna hai. AIDS ki to dawayi lene aayi thi mein.