Santa won an English quiz by writing the opposite word of:
Manchester United
Guess What he has written?.
Woman chest are Divided.. !
Boy: So, sex at my place?
Girl: Yeah!
Boy: OK, but I sleep in a
bunk bed with my
younger brother and he
thinks we're making
sandwiches so this is the
code.
Cheese= Faster.
Tomato= Harder.
Girl: OK?
~Later~
Girl: CHEESE CHEESE
TOMATO CHEESE!
Brother: Stop making
sandwiches! You're getting
mayo all over my bed!
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