Throughout his teenage life, John had been warned by his
God-fearing father that brothels were the ultimate places of
sin and that anyone going to them would die a dreadful
death.
However, one night out on a stag party John and his mates
ended up in the red light district and banishing all thoughts
of his father from his mind, John went into a brothel. He was
taken upstairs by Madam and ushered into a bedroom where
a beautiful girl lay naked on the bed. Suddenly as he looked
at her, all the warnings came back to him and he cried aloud,
“Bloody hell, my dad was right, I can feel myself going stiff
already.
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PC Jenkins was doing his nightly rounds when he discovered
a woman in an alleyway. Her blouse was open, her knickers
were round her ankles and she was eating a packet of sweets.
“What’s going on here?” asked PC Jenkins.
“Bloody hell, has he gone?” she replied, looking around.
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