Boy txts his gf: Kal date pe tum mujhe kiss dogi?
Girl: nahi kisi ne dekh liya toh?
Boy: Koi nahi dekhega.. bharosa rakho mujh per.
Girl: Ok de dungi.
Boy: Boobs choosne do gi?
Girl: Ok choos lena.
After 20 mins.
Boy texts: Yeh sab galat hai...main tumhein touch bhi nahi karna chahta.......
Girl: Mujhe pata hai madarchod, tune muth maar li hai.
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